Ghosts, gremlins, and demonic forest creatures from the Upside Down North Pole. THE CROFOOT CREEPY CHEAPY HOLIDAY TREAT II is night!
Break out your best fake white beard, wipe the vomit off your Santa Claus hat, and put new batteries into your Christmas light necklace. This is Creepy Cheapy with a little holiday twist!
A meticulously curated lineup of live bands will take over three stages and perform full-costumed covers of your favorite bands and artists... with an added twist of peppered-in holiday songs as if arranged and performed by the legendary music heroes being paid tribute to in the tried-and-true Creepy Cheapy fashion!
You will surely dance your butts off. And when you want your butt re-attached, head over to The Cafe of The Dead where creepy holiday cocktails will be spewed, and killer beats will be dropped all night long. Then stroll around the entire Crofoot Complex and dance till your butts fall off again. Head back to any of our special Butt Re-Attachment Stations (disguised as thirst-quenching bars staffed with friendly bartenders) and order one of our special Butt Re-Attachment Elixirs (disguised as a Creepy Cheapy Holiday Cocktail).
Don’t settle for that phony sexy Mrs. Claus outfit or some store-bought Grinch crap — this is the real deal! Spirit Halloween is good, and mom’s basement is better... but doing your own last-minute rush-job to make that crappy Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come out of bed sheets, aluminum foil, and cardboard IS BEST!
